George ‘Wanker’ Bush is in town today to officially pin the Deputy Sherriff badge on Johnny ‘Lying Bastard’ Howard. Woke up this morning to the sound of fighter planes flying around protecting the airspace. Loads of demonstrators are expected to show up, so it will be interesting to see what happens. Hopefully someone manages to hit either, or preferably both, with an egg, or a custard tart, but the proles are unlikely to get that close.

On a more positive note, I’m on holidays later today. Off to Adelaide and Melbourne to watch Ireland in the Rugby World Cup. Woo hoo!